dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
The Fault In Our Stars : Hazel Grace (-)
I like how this is suppose to be emotional but John has sharpie all over his face.
"I regret killing Augustus, I should have killed the cancer instead and let him and Hazel live happily ever after."
John Green in a recent interview (via augustuswate-rs)
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post